March 2004

Gorilla Story
Monday, March 1st, 2004

Onto my first diary entry and it’s a secret I was told, which I’ll share with you. My friend dated a Portuguese Girl and whilst she was beautiful and was quite nice, he said there was a small problem with her - too hairy!

Now this hair wasn’t on her face, legs or anywhere else you are thinking - but around the nipples! Yuk! She told him that all Portuguese girls have this and is natural. Not nice to see some Gorilla’s Boobs.

Ai ah, when I go to Macau I must try to find out!

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A colleague of mine is from France and needed to call their Hong Kong office. He ended up speaking to an assistant and tried to leave his details. The assistant didn’t understand his name so he had to spell each letter carefully.

Then he said he was from France and the assistant replied “What’s France?”. He spent 5 minutes trying to describe his country as the assistant never knew that France existed!

Not sure why my posts are so naughty, but it’s real life stuff.

My friend was telling me that when he was going down in a lift one day he felt he needed to break wind, so he waited along time until the 6th floor as it looked like no one was going to enter the lift.

So he did a really big one and he felt better. Problem was that the lift stopped on the 5th floor and a man got in.

The man spent the next 5 floors with his hand over his nose and my friend was trying not to laugh.