April 2004

Poo story
Saturday, April 10th, 2004

This is my friend’s secret. A few years ago, he went to Spain with his school friends. They enjoyed drinking and shared good times together. However, there was one small thing which wasn’t so good. He and his friends were bored and tried to play a game of who could break wind the strongest.

My friend tried it really hard and he felt somthing come out of his shorts and realised that he pooed his pants. He was very embarassed and washed them and brought them back home. But the smell was so strong that he had to throw them in the bin!

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My boyfriend’s father was outside in the garden, when all of a sudden he heard a loud fart. He was shocked and said loudly ‘I hoped you wiped your bum little sod’ as he thought it was someone in his family who did it.

Actually, it came from an old man who was walking by. I think the man was as embarassed as my boyfriend’s father.

On my boyfriend’s first visit to China we ended up going to a nice Restaurant and at the end of the meal we were served small buns with custard.

We were so full that we couldn’t eat anymore, so my boyfriend wanted to take the buns home and so tried to put them in his pocket! Yuk.

There is a vegetarian restaurant named ” Dates Tree”.

One day, I was talking about going to eat vegetarian food there. My friend was very suprised. She asked ” Have you tried it before?” I said ” Yes, I like it very much” She said ” You eat tree skin or leaves?”.

Haha, she thought that I have been to eat Dates Tree’s skin or leaves as she didn’t know that the “Dates Tree” was a name of the restaurant.