December 2004

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Saturday, December 11th, 2004

One day, one of my colleague came to Hong Kong for business. We went to LKF for tea. After a few drinks, I called a Taxi for him to go back to his hotel in Kowloon.

Last week when I met him in France, he told me that he didn’t have enough money to pay for the Taxi. He looked at the Taxi counter and ask the driver to stop, when he saw the taxi counter had passed over the money in his pocket. But, the driver still kept going as he didn’t understand. He keep repeating ‘STOP’ and the driver just answer ‘OK, OK’.

Finally, he payed 20HK$ less than expected price as he gave all his pocket money to the driver.

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This story is about a girl who wanted big boobs. She bought some cream from comestics shop and tried to test it.

A few weeks after, she realised that she got bigger right side hand.

Yesterday, when I was in the washing room in a chinese resterant. Giles just come over and tell me that he would be in next door.

A few minutes after, i heard a big fart, and knew that was from him. I said to him loudly in the lady’s room ‘be quiet’, he replied ‘i did it’.

There was a women just came out from the men’s room and said to him ’sorry about that’, Giles was embarassed as she was good looking.

Merry Christmas!

Giles couldn’t sleep last night as he couldn’t wait to open his christmas presents. He woke up at 6:00am and had to wait until 9:00 to discover all the presents he got.

I got many nice presents from Giles and his parents. There is an interesting present from them which is called Fart Control. That’s a great present, I think that will be useful for my Chinese New Year!

This machine allows me to remotely control farts from another room. The fart sound comes from a speaker and has different types of noise.

We spent Boxing Day with Giles’ family in Giles’ uncle’s house.

It’s the first time that I met his grandmother and the other family members. They are all nice to me and were interested about the things which happened in china.

I was told many funny stories about Giles’ father, mother and Giles himself. We had a very good time and great fun.

Story 1:
Giles’ father’s friends drove through a round-about and parked the car in the middle of road. He found a Christmas tree in the back of the car the next day and he didn’t know where it came from.

Story 2:
Giles’ mother had a car when she was young. It was really old and made alot of noise. The worst thing about it was that when she started it, there was a lot of smoke coming out of the exhaust - so much that no one could see the car itself.

One day, she took out her fathers car without his permission and then crashed it later on. She managed to get it fixed quickly by flirting with local mechanics, but she never told him about the crash. She felt guilty as her father used to tell everyone that his car was brand new and had never been in an accident.

Story 3:
Giles has a cousin who used to go out alot, but the thing is that he is always loses his clothes.

One day, he was found in a discotique without any clothes and just had one shoe on.

Giles’ other cousin has become a Supervisor for the local supermarket, but the funny thing that everyone can’t believe he’s been promoted as he never does any work and always sleeps.

Today, we met one of my friends from University in a French restaurant called Loch Fyne Restaurant in Bristol. It has been 8 years since we have met each other and she came over from Birmingham with her husband and mother inlaw.

I’m suprised that she is still the same and better skin and body shape. We enjoyed the food and had a good chat.

I had 2 main courses as the food was so good. I had King Scallops and Fillet of Dorade with seared scallops. The others had Oysters, Mussels, Lobster Bisque and half lobster.

I’d recommend this restaurant to you - www.lochfyne.com