Five miles a day

Monday, July 5th, 2004

The doctor told Uncle Fudd that if he ran five miles a day for 300 days, he would lose 75 pounds.

At the end of 300 days, Uncle Fudd called the doctor to report he had lost the weight, but he had a problem.

“What’s the problem?” asked the doctor.

“I’m 1500 miles from home.”