Wind Story

Not sure why my posts are so naughty, but it’s real life stuff.

My friend was telling me that when he was going down in a lift one day he felt he needed to break wind, so he waited along time until the 6th floor as it looked like no one was going to enter the lift.

So he did a really big one and he felt better. Problem was that the lift stopped on the 5th floor and a man got in.

The man spent the next 5 floors with his hand over his nose and my friend was trying not to laugh.

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